GrammaBurp Warped Humor Cards & Magnets, catalog.

Love & Relationship Cards

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New Parents

Outside:

Congratulations on your new parents!

Inside:

Sure, they're all smiles now,

just wait 'till you ask for the car keys.

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New Position

Inside:

Not exactly what I had in mind

when you said "new position",

but fun, nonetheless.

Item #NewPosition107

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Pier Boxing

Outside:

How Ladies Lightweight

Pier Boxing began...

Inside:

Her husband sent her to get

some beer, bagels & lox.

She heard: "Get down to the pier

with Mabel & box."

Item #Pier Boxing091

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Prostate

Outside:

(he says)

It's the little things you do

for me, that mean so much ...

Inside:

like the way you

tickle my prostate.

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Snoring

Outside:

In the darkness

I see your face

in my mind's eye ...

Inside:

and I envision myself

covering it with a pillow

to drown out your snoring.

Item #snoring049

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Sorry

Outside:

I'm sorry ...

Inside:

I ____________ and I'll never do it again.

(I stocked up on these, you fill 'em out

& I'll just keep signin' 'em)

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